computer: YOUR COMPUTER IS AT RISK--
me: YES I KNOW MY COMPUTER IS AT RISK I DO A LOT OF RISKY THINGS THIS IS NOT NEWS TO ME
mysuitsonfire: No its not.
mom: come down for dinner
five minutes later
mom: I SAID COME DOWN FOR DINNER NOBODY EVER FUCKING LISTENS TO ME IN THIS HOUSE YOU GUYS DONT APPRECIATE ANYTHING
me: ok *goes to the kitchen* wheres the food
mom: oh its not done yet