HOW TO DEAL WITH ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
if i had a dollar for every time i was a third wheel
elizabitchtaylor: Since most of us are in bed with our laptops I like to think it means we’re kind of in bed together
I would never walk 1000 miles for anybody you’re lucky if i decide to even walk a mile or out of the house really or even get out of bed honestly if i wake up for you you have it lucky
doctor: so how long would you say you're on the computer for?
me: about 7 hours
doctor: a week?
me: ya lets go with that
teacher: you will be sorted into grou--
me: can I work alone